New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
