he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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