How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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