Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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