Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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