i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
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That's how twitter works, right?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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