so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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