Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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