you guys were way drunker than both of me
no, he came in my armpit
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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