i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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