party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
my poor anus
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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