Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
