Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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