I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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