White coat. Heels.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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