yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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