ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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