She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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