And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
