apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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