Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
