Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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