if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I am naked and annoyed.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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