Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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