As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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