It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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