Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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