omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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