FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
