I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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