am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It's shark week go big or go home
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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