As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize