The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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