one might say we're banned from that church
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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