Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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