Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
