i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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