seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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