yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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