At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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