Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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