North Korea, Best Korea!
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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