At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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