the day after is always just damage control
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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