Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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