How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
