It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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