I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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