Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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