you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Pooping to opera.
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