Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
tell me about the fingering
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