But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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