the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Bring me that man meat
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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