I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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