BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
that is very illegal...i love you.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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