If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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