did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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