just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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